hipster xmas tree


no tree? no problem! just go outside to your nearest hedge and gather up a bundle of twigs.

some nightshade berries are a nice touch. very memento mori.


stick the twigs in any old bottle a craft beer bottle, like this growlette. on the back it says “farm fresh beer.” where’s that emoji hand making a “mwah perfection!” shape when you need it?

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hang up some baubles – preferably vintage – and voila! a christmas tree!


this post has been brought to you by the department of tongue-in-cheek. no hipsters were harmed in the making of this post.